[Rhodes22-list] What about Bob? (not political)(not sailing)(humorfound at bar)(list is getting to genteel)

[Brad Haslett]

Robert,

My boat has the "girlie pole".  What's your friends e-mail address?

Brad

On Thu, Apr 10, 2008 at 6:39 PM, Robert Skinner <robert at squirrelhaven.com>
wrote:

> Good story, Ed.
>
> Fortunately, my wife has never had that idea.
>
> Some other Bob must be the one who was dumb enuf
> to go along with his wife's desire to check out
> the wild side.
>
> On my old boat with an exposed compression post,
> one of my lady friends referred to it as a
> "girlie pole" as she swung around it to the head.
>
> /Robert
> -------------------------------------------------
> Tootle wrote:
> >
> > WHAT ABOUT BOB?
> >
> > Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week
> > bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
> >
> > His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his
> > birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
> >
> > The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob!
> > How ya doin?'
> >
> > His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
> > before.
> >
> > 'Oh no,' says Bob.   'He's in my bowling team.
> >
> > When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like
> > his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
> >
> > His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
> > 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
> >
> > 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
> >
> > I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
> >
> > A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
> > around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
> >
> > 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
> >
> > Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out
> > of the club.
> >
> > Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
> >
> > Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
> >
> > Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
> > have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is
> > having none of it .
> >
> > She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling
> > him every 4 letter word in the book.
> >
> > The cabby turns around and says,   'Geez Bob, you picked
> > up a real bitch this time.'
> >
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