[Rhodes22-list] Hillary visits a Fortune Teller

[Robert Skinner]

Good one, Hank!
/Robert

Hank wrote:
> 
>   After escaping from her overly-controlling campaign manager for the
> evening, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a local fortune teller of some
> fame and repute.
> 
> In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the wizened old mystic
> delivered some very grave news.
> 
> 'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to
> be a widow. Your husband will die a very violent and horrible death this
> year just after you lose the election.'
> 
> Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly
> shaken at this dire news. Hillary stared back at the old woman's lined face,
> then at the single flickering candle, then finally down at her own shaking
> hands.
> 
> She took a few deep breaths to compose herself ...but ultimately, she simply
> had to know. She looked back up and deep into the fortune teller's gaze,
> steadied her voice, and asked the old lady the big question:
> 
> 'Will I be acquitted?'
> 
> Hank