[Rhodes22-list] Sad news...you knead to read this

[Brad Haslett]

Elle,

GROOOOOOOOAIN!

But it was funny!

Brad

On Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 8:34 PM, elle <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>
> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
> entertainment community and a WW1 Veteran. The
> Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
> and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
> belly. He was 71.
>
>
> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased
> coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
> respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
> California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
> Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
>
> The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt
> Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
> Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
> kneaded.
>
>  Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
> life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
> a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
> half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
> times he still was a crusty old man and was considered
> a positive roll model for millions.
>
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough,
> two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
> one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
> father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for
> about 20 minutes.
>
>
>
>
> If this made you smile for even a brief second,
> please rise to the occasion and take the time to pass
> it on and share that smile with someone else who may
> be having a crumby day and kneads it.
>
>
> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>
>  1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
>
>
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