[Rhodes22-list] (Humor) And then the fight started

[elle]

Hank, 

No reason to reserve those for a Monday; they're good anytime!

elle

We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)


--- On Mon, 8/11/08, Hank <hnw555 at gmail.com> wrote:

> From: Hank <hnw555 at gmail.com>
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] (Humor) And then the fight started
> To: "The Rhodes 22 Email List" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Date: Monday, August 11, 2008, 12:15 PM
> Some Monday morning humor to enjoy!
> 
> Hank
> 
> And then the fight started....
> 
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
> apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
> driver's license to
> verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
> left my wallet at
> home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
> have to go home
> and come back later.
> 
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
> 
> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She
> said, 'That silver
> hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
> processed my Social
> Security application.
> 
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
> experience at the Social
> Security office.
> 
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
> might have gotten
> disability, too'
> 
> And then the fight started.....
> 
> ************************************************************************
> 
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
> reunion, and I kept
> staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat
> alone at a nearby
> table.
> 
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> 
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. 
> I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and
> I hear she hasn't
> been sober since.'
> 
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a
> person could go on celebrating
> that long?'
> 
> And then the fight started.....
> 
> ***********************************************************************
> 
> I rear-ended a car this morning.
> 
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other
> driver got out of
> his car.
> 
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
> little things just
> seem funny?  Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he
> was a DWARF!!!
> 
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
> 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
> 
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which
> one are you?'
> 
> And then the fight started...
> 
> ******************************************************
> 
> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
> She is not happy
> with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
> horrible; I look old,
> fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
> compliment.'
> 
> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
> perfect.'
> 
> And then the fight started...
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