[Rhodes22-list] Fw: 9 Words

[elle]

Men:  If you hear any of these, be grateful that she is there to say them...

elle


> > 9 WORDS WOMEN USE 
> > 
> > (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
> argument
> > when they are right and you need to shut up.
> > 
> > (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
> means a
> > half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you
> have
> > just been given five more minutes to watch the game
> before
> > helping around the house.
> > 
> > (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
> means
> > something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments
> that
> > begin with nothing usually end in fine. 
> > 
> > (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
> Do
> > It! 
> > 
> > (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
> non-verbal
> > statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh
> means she
> > thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
> her
> > time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
> > (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
> > 
> > (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
> > statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay
> means
> > she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
> and
> > when you will pay for your mistake. 
> > 
> > (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question,
> or
> > Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in
> a
> > clause here - This is true, unless she says
> 'Thanks a
> > lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
> thanking you
> > at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .....
> that
> > will bring on a 'whatever').
> > 
> > (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU! 
> > 
> > (9) Don't worry about it; I got it: Another
> dangerous
> > statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
> told a
> > man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
> This
> > will later result in a man asking 'What's
> > wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
> > 
> > * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
> > arguments they can avoid if they remember the
> terminology. 
> > 
> > 


And then the fight began......