[Rhodes22-list] Illinois Christmas Carol

[Brad Haslett]

My older sis, who still lives in the Land of Lincoln, sent me this.
She's about as apolitical as they come but she can't wait for these
a-holes to go!  The Illinois AG is really acting like a bitch these
last few hours.  Blago is not crazy, and she (the AG) is spouting off
because the curtain is about to fall on all of them -  AG,
Republicans, Democrats, all you crooked bastards in Illinois. Welcome
to Hope & Change, smile for the national camera!  Merry Fitzmas! ....
Brad

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To the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"


Get packin', Rod Blagojevich
The state's in disarray
The Tribune wants you unemployed
At least by Christmas Day.
The TV pundits want your head
Could there be pay to play?
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

Good riddance Rod Blagojevich
Your Elvis look's inane,
The Senate's mad, so's Lisa's dad.
You drive us all insane.
Our transit's broke, the state's a joke,
The Tollway's one big pain.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

Good luck old Rod Blagojevich
The feds have quite a place.
Fitzgerald's poked his nose around
And if he has a case,
George Ryan's moving stuff around
Creating extra space.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.