[Rhodes22-list] Two blind pilots (Humor)

[Rik Sandberg]

What a HOOT!!!

Rik

John Lock wrote:
> Two blind pilots board an airliner, both wearing dark glasses. One is 
> using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle 
> with a cane.
>
> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the 
> cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers 
> begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is 
> just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
>
> The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people 
> sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the 
> water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the 
> plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
>
> At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers 
> relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their 
> magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
>
> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 
> "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and 
> we're all gonna die."
>
>
> John Lock
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