[Rhodes22-list] Andy Rooney on women...

[Philip]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

According to snopes (urban legends web site) "This item was not penned by
Andy Rooney; it is an embellished version of a piece created by Frank
Kaiser, a columnist whose Suddenly Senior artices are pblished on his web
site. . ."

Check out the link above, you can also see Rooney's quote about people
attributing quotes to him.

Philip



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Food for thought, guys...;^)

elle



Women Over 40...Andy Rooney

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy
Rooney thinks about women over 40:

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of
the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She
doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game ,
she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think
they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is
far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting
like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal .

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman
over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy  Rooney is a really smart guy!


We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)


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