[Rhodes22-list] Welfare

[Brad Haslett]

Don't get the idea that I'm jaded after two years in Katrina Land after
Katrina.  This could apply anywhere.  Brad

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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours meals will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your
job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located
above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is
$200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it."