[Rhodes22-list] Hate Your Job? (political, humor)

[Michael D. Weisner]

OK Brad, you brought it to flight!

Subject: How to handle irritating seat mates


If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train 
follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your favorite web browser.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Surf to this link: < http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf>
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

Of course, this assumes that you have Internet connectivity while in flight.



From: "Brad Haslett" <flybrad at gmail.com>Tuesday, January 15, 2008 9:05 AM
> OK Leland, you started this!
>
> A guy takes his seat on an airline and strapped in next to him is a 
> parrot.
> Once airborne the flight attendant comes by and takes their drink order. 
> He
> orders a coffee and the parrot says, "get me a scotch, you slut!"  She
> returns with only the scotch and the man politely reminds her he ordered a
> coffee.  The parrot says, "get me another scotch, you wench!"  She returns
> with a scotch and no coffee.  He thinks to himself that if it works for 
> the
> parrot it should work for him. "Hey you whore, get me a damned coffee!" 
> She
> returns with two armed undercover security agents and they open the
> emergency exit and throw the man and the parrot overboard.  On the way 
> down
> at terminal velocity the parrot looks over to the guy and says, "for 
> someone
> who doesn't know how to fly you sure are a lippy bastard!"
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 7:47 AM, Leland <LKUHN at cnmc.org> wrote:
>
>>
>> When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:  On your way home from
>> work,
>> stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
>> rectal thermometer made by Johnson &  Johnson.  Be very sure you get this
>> brand.  When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
>> disconnect
>> the phone so you will not be disturbed.
>>
>> Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
>> Open
>> the package and remove the thermometer.  Now, carefully place it on a
>> table
>> or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun
>> part
>> begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.  You
>> will notice that in small print there is a statement:
>>
>> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
>> and
>> then sanitized."
>>
>> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
>> not
>> work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & 
>> Johnson."
>>
>> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE  IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
>> THAT
>> IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
>>
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