[Rhodes22-list] Hate Your Job?

[Caesar Paul]

How do you guys come up with these things?
Caesar


----- Original Message ----
From: Leland <LKUHN at cnmc.org>
To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:47:37 AM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Hate Your Job?


When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:  On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson &  Johnson.  Be very sure you get this
brand.  When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the package and remove the thermometer.  Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part
begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.   You
will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and
then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &   Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE  IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

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