[Rhodes22-list] Hate Your Job?

[Steven Alm]

A lady walks into a bar with a parrot.  The bartender says, "Hey, where'd
you get the pig?"  To which the lady replies, "This isn't a pig, it's a
parrot."  And the bartender replies, "I was talking to the parrot."

On Jan 16, 2008 8:09 AM, Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:

> You're on!   Brad
>
> A lady sees a beautiful parrot in the pet store and asks "how much"?
>  "That
> bird's not for sale Mam,  he has a filthy mouth, but you can have him for
> free if you can tolerate his dirty talk".
>
> She takes the bird home and puts his cage in the kitchen.  While bending
> over to get some milk out of the fridge the parrot says, "nice ass!"
>
> "I'll not have that in my house" and she stuffs the bird in the fridge for
> an hour.  When she opens the door to get him out he says, "nice tits".
>  She
> pulls him out and sticks him in the freezer.  An hour later she retrieves
> him out and he tries to speak but can't because he's so cold.  "Don't
> start
> that filthy talk with me again!"
>
> He finally thaws out enough to open his beak and says, "I get the message
> lady, just one question.  What did that turkey in the freezer do?  Ask for
> a
> blowjob?"
>
>
>
> On Jan 16, 2008 7:27 AM, Joe Babb <joe.babb at comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > oh boy, parrot jokes at 10 paces.
> >
> > After the boat sank, the only survivors on the life raft were a prim old
> > lady and a parrot.
> > One morning the parrot says, "hey lady, how's your old ass?"
> > The lady really doesn't want to hear this and replies "shut up!"
> > The parrot says, "so's mine, must be the salt water."
> >
> > Joe
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