[Rhodes22-list] Italian humor for Elle

[Tootle]

Only an Italian .............

 An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months. 

 Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying,
the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The
girl picks up the phone and makes a call. 

 Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He  sits in the living room
with the father, mother, and the girl and  tells them: "Good Morning, your
daughter has informed me of the  problem. I can't marry her because of my
personal family situation but I'll take charge.

 I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a
boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank
account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However,
if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" 

 At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, 
 "You try again."



EK
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