[Rhodes22-list] Religion -- You've Been Left Behind! - Virgins

[Robert Skinner]

This 72 virgins thing raises a number of interesting 
questions:

* How do virgins get to heaven?  Are they sacrificed 
before they have...?

* What do they do with the (most likely) traumatized 
young women after they have "initiated" them?

* What sane man would want the stress of dealing 
simultaneously with 72 people who are not quite sure 
about what is going on or why?  Sounds like a tough
job to me, not my idea of heaven!

/Robert
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Brad Haslett wrote:
> 
> Bill,
> 
> Screw all that, I'm all for the 72 virgin program.  Never mind that the one,
> maybe two virgins, were a major pain in the ass down the road (from my own
> experience), I'm betting Heaven has a better program.  Actually, I like
> buying things wholesale.  Do the math - if every male in heaven gets 72
> virgins, and they're only "unspoiled" once, that leaves a helluva a lot of
> women in the marketplace for heathens like me.
> 
> I can make this concept work!
> 
> Brad