[Rhodes22-list] A Laugh & a half...

[Brad Haslett]

Elle,

Good one!

Brad

On Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 10:30 PM, elle <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:

> A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman
> may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the store operates:
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
> the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
> choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
> the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'  So she continues upward. The
> third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.  She goes to the
> fourth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> Help With Housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'  Still, she goes to
> the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
> Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
> PLEASE NOTE:
>
> The store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>
> elle
>
> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>
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>
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