[Rhodes22-list] For You Pilots on 'Da List"

[Mike Cheung]

Oooooo, that is so naughty!  But, having just forked over 0.3 AMU to get my
altimeter, encoder and pitot static system tested and recertified for
another 24 months yesterday ... I can relate!  

FAA == "feds against aviation"

Mike C. 


Brad Haslett-2 wrote:
> 
> So... this old pilot dies and is met at the pearly gates by St. Peter.
> 
> "OH! I see you were a pilot", says St. Peter... "Follow me."
> 
> St. Peter takes the pilot to a beautiful celestial airport with perfect
> smooth runways of all descriptions and hangar after hangar filled with the
> most wonderful aircraft ever made. "The keys are in them, fly anything you
> want. Fuel is no issue, they don't ever run out". Then he takes him over
> to
> a classy little joint at the FBO and brings him inside. There's a buffet
> with all the best food and a fully stocked open bar with nothing but top
> shelf liquor. Sitting around the tables are some of the finest pilots that
> ever lived. St. Peter introduces him to a few and sits down to have a
> drink
> with him.
> 
> "Man! This really is heaven?" says the pilot, "Certainly not what I was
> expecting, this is wonderful!"
> 
> St. Peter just smiles and nods and pours him another drink. After sitting
> and drinking and reveling in it all for awhile, the pilot recognizes an
> old
> familiar sensation. Tentatively he asks, "Uhm, St. Peter? Uh... I sure
> wasn't expecting this with this here brand new heavenly body, but I do
> believe I need to go find a rest room to uh... go relieve myself. I don't
> see any of the usual signs on doors, where should I go?"
> 
> "Oh, no problem", says St. Peter, "Just follow me".
> 
> St. Peter takes him out back and shows him to the edge of a little hole in
> a
> cloud. "Just go right there".
> 
> The pilot walks over to the edge of the hole in the cloud and looks down
> over the edge. "Uh, St. Peter? There appears to be some people down
> there...
> "
> 
> "Oh that's OK", says the wise old Saint, "They're from the FAA"
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