[Rhodes22-list] Demo/Repub! Political humor.

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A little girl wants to be  president

A little girl in our neighborhood named  Catherine told me that she wanted to 
be
President one day.  Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing
there  with us - and I asked Catherine - "If you were President, what  would
be the first thing you would do?" 

Catherine replied - "I would give  houses to all the homeless people." 

"Wow, what a worthy goal you have  there Catherine." I told her (while both
parents beamed),  "but, you don't have to wait until you're President to do  
that. You can come  over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the 
back  
yard and I will pay  you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store 
 
where the homeless  guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use 
 
for a new  house." 

Catherine  (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, and then  
replied,
"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up  the dog poop himself, 
and you can pay him the $5  dollars." 

Welcome to the Republican Party,  Catherine.  



 
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