[Rhodes22-list] Classic Hollywood Squares--we miss them!

[Jack Chirch]

Thanks, Elle. They're as funny as ever. 

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Cleaning out the 'ole "In" box..thought y'all might enjoy these next few
emails.

elle


Classic Hollywood Squares


> > Q. Do female frogs croak?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads
> under
> > water long enough.*
> > 
> > Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high 
> > should you be?
> > *A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.*
> > 
> > Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
> > *A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way
> > sometimes.*
> > 
> > Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man 
> > or a woman?
> > *A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me
> > awake.*
> > 
> > Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a
> stranger
> > at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come 
> > out and ask him if he's married?
> > *A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.*
> > 
> > Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish, as you get older?
> > *A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.*
> > 
> > Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love 
> > You"?
> > *A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a 
> > twenty.*
> > 
> > Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't
> Get
> > Enough"?
> > *A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming
> from
> > the next apartment.*
> > 
> > Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more
> or
> > less with your hands while talking?
> > *A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and 
> > I'll give you a gesture you'
> ll
> > never forget.*
> > 
> > Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too
> > easily.*
> > 
> > Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going 
> > to get any during the first year?
> > *A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing 
> > strawberries.*
> > 
> > Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
> > *A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.*
> > 
> > Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist 
> > camps. One is politics, what is the other?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.*
> > 
> > Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom
> or
> > in the closet?
> > *A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always
> safe
> > in the bedroom.*
> > 
> > Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
> > *A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
> > *
> > Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a 
> > goose do?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
> > *
> > Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the 
> > dark.*
> > 
> > Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything
> wrong
> > with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
> > *A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.*
> > 
> > Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of
> your
> > body, what is it?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it
> certainly
> > isn't neglected*.
> > 
> > Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his 
> > head, what was he trying to do?
> > *A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.*
> > 
> > Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your 
> > elephant?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?*
> > 
> > Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible
> for
> > its sex?
> > *A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the
> rest
> > is up to him*.
> > 
> > Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them 
> > and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
> > *A. Charley Weaver: His feet.*
> > 
> > Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things
> you
> > should never do in bed?
> > *A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.*
> > 
> 
> 
> HSA 8
> You don't get much--but it's free!
> 
> 
>      
>
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