[Rhodes22-list] Fishing humor.

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He began his day  with an 8-pound walleye on the first cast and a 7-pounder 
on the second. On  the third cast he had just caught his first-ever walleye 
weighing over 11  pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him  that his wife had just been in a terrible 
accident, and was in critical  condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to  inform his wife where he was and that he'd be 
there as soon as  possible. 

 
 
 
 
As he hung up,  he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best 
day ever on  the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before 
heading to the  hospital.  He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, 
finishing  his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen with 3 walleyes over 10  
pounds. He was jubilant... it was then he remembered his  wife.

Feeling guilty, he sped to the  hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor 
outside her room and asked about  his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and  shouted, "You went ahead and finished your 
fishing trip, didn't you?! I hope  you're proud of yourself! While you were out 
for the past four hours  enjoying yourself on the lake, your wife has been 
languishing in the ICU.  It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it 
will be more than  likely the last fishing trip you ever  take.
For the rest of her life, she will require 'round  the clock care. And you'll 
be her care giver  forever!"

The man was feeling so guilty he  broke down and sobbed.  
 

 
The doctor then  chuckled and said, "I'm just messin' with ya... she's dead. 
What did you  catch?"




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