[Rhodes22-list] Politics: White Guilt is Dead

[Bill Effros]

*This was sent to me by one of the 4% of blacks who voted for McCain. 
*

*This piece honestly reflects her views, and is the primary reason she 
voted for McCain:
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*White Guilt is Dead
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*By Tom Adkins*

*Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, 
depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I am virtually euphoric. 
Don't get me wrong. I am not thrilled with America's flirtation with neo 
socialism. But there is a massive silver lining in those magical clouds 
that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of 
intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America: *

*The Era of White Guilt is over. *

*This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of 
white Americans did not give a fluff about skin color, and 
enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just 
*/*any*/* black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career 
race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and 
actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some 
resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 
4*^*th* *, 2008, *_*White Guilt is Dead.*_* *

 *For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our 
necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American 
liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye 
of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist 
solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what 
significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely 
destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is 
hereby slain. *

 *So today, I am feeling a little uppity, if you will. From this day 
forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now 
exactly ZERO. And it is time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's 
God Damn America, Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization , or 
Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You are a fraud. Go home. 
All those black studies programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You 
must now */*thank*/* Whitey. And I want that on the final. *

 *Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? 
Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? 
Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I am waiting.*

 



*Gangsta rappers? Start praising America. Begin with the Pledge of 
Allegiance. And please, no more Ebonics. Speak English, and who knows 
where you might end up? Oh yeah! Pull up your pants. Your underwear is 
showing. You look stupid.*

 *To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I am 
still waiting for the first black French President.*

 *And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I have always despised 
lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You 
are poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three 
different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 
45-swilling, Oprah watching butt on the couch and complain */*Da Man is 
keepin me down,*/* allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have 
no excuses. *

 

*No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because 
someone s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered */_*actual*_/* 
pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and 
personally revile. *

 

*It is time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the 
heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife 
swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love 
and cop-killing. Careful don t trip on streaking. There ya go, don t be 
gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It is filthy. *

 *In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you 
sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife 
went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, 
bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? 
Now, like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama s spread-the-wealth campaign 
rendered itself moot by its own victory!  America is officially a 
meritocracy. Obama s election has validated American conservatism! *

*So, listen carefully - */_*Wham!!!*_/





*That is the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white 
guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, 
and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried. *

 *However, despite my glee, **there is apparently one small, rabid 
bastion of American racism remaining**. Black Americans voted 96% for 
Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, should not that be 50-50? 
**Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent 
racism and prejudice towards white people.** Maybe it is time to start 
spreading the guilt around. *

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