[Rhodes22-list] Fun stuff

[elle]

Children Writing About The Ocean...
 
(Anyone can tell these were NOT written by children; but they're funny anyhow..)

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1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight 
     testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. 
     (Jerry, age 6)

 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an 
     island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. 
     ( Wayne , age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big 
     teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. 
     (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the 
     top of its head. (Billy, age six)
6)- My uncle goes out in 
     his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with 
     crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use 
     the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't 
     blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother 
     said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are 
     beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do 
     mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always 
     crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just 
     got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels 
     can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea 
     where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. 
     (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is 
     very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12)- Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go 
     down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8) 
   
  
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she 
     was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water 
     fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
 
14) – The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown 
     I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on 
     the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is 
     why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7) 










We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)