[Rhodes22-list] Oh My God!

[Brad Haslett]

Good thing they finally busted this kid.  Imagine, if you let this
kind of thing go on he'd eventually end of Governor of some state
ignoring the slaughter of Thanksgiving turkeys. In my family, "passing
gas" was considered an art form and I've always been a competitive
person.  Thank goodness my school teachers had a sense of humor - at
least I'd like to think they did.

Brad

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1121083gas1.html