[Rhodes22-list] Mid-Life Crisis (humor)

[Michael D. Weisner]

A dear friend of mine sent this wonderfully different perspective on a mid-life crisis:

  After being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 year-old gal."

  Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice  big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 61 year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.

  My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white  TV.

  Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!