[Rhodes22-list] Snow White, Superman, Pinocchio

[Hank]

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio - This is a good one...Hank.

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are walking in the street when they come
across a sign 'Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.'

'I am entering,' said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they
ask her,   'Well, how was it?'

First Place ', said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: 'Contest for the strongest man in
the world.'

'I'm entering,' says Superman and after half an hour he returns and they ask
him, 'How was it?'

First Place,' answers Superman.

They continue walking when they see a sign: 'Contest! Who is the greatest
liar   in the world?'

Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
'What happened?' they asked,

'Who is this guy Obama?' asked Pinocchio.