[Rhodes22-list] Brad..spelling checkers; was: Political - Moose-olini clears herself of all wrongdoing....

Ben Cittadino bcittadino at dcs-law.com
Thu Oct 23 15:02:53 EDT 2008


Herb;

I had a football coach who was the father of three daughters.

He complained loudly and often that he preferred sons.

Why?

He said with each son he only had to worry about one penis.  With each
daughter he had to worry about every penis in town.

Ben C.

hparsons wrote:
> 
> I just laughed. Told her it was not a naughty word, but not one to be 
> used often.
> 
> She grew up, and I think she ignored the advice.
> 
> My grandkids are great though!!! You just don't ask a father of four 
> daughters to think about certain things too much....
> 
> elle wrote:
>> I'm glad I didin't have to field that one!
>>
>> elle
>>
>> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>>
>> 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
>>
>>
>> --- On Thu, 10/23/08, Herb Parsons <hparsons at parsonsys.com> wrote:
>>
>>   
>>> From: Herb Parsons <hparsons at parsonsys.com>
>>> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Brad..spelling checkers; was: Political -
>>> Moose-olini clears herself of all wrongdoing....
>>> To: "The Rhodes 22 Email List" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>>> Date: Thursday, October 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
>>> Not a contextual thing, not even really political, but still
>>> funny and 
>>> appropriate to the topic of spell checkers.
>>>
>>> When my youngest was about 7, she was actually using one my
>>> computers by 
>>> then, and was pretty good at it. I came home one day, and
>>> she said 
>>> "Daddy, your computer is NASTY". I wondered what
>>> in the world she could 
>>> possibly have done with it (this was before the internet
>>> was popular, 
>>> but I DID have a modem and a Compuserve account). I asked
>>> her what she 
>>> was talking about.
>>>
>>> She had gotten into my word processor (Word Perfect back
>>> then), and was 
>>> trying to type a "report" on her favorite things.
>>>
>>> She explained:
>>> "I tried to type 'pepsi', and your computer
>>> asked me if I meant 'penis'."
>>>
>>>
>>> elle wrote:
>>>     
>>>> Brad...spelling checkers work great...it's the
>>>>       
>>> context  that trips 'em up...
>>>     
>>>> elle
>>>>
>>>> (I'm catching up...;^)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we
>>>>       
>>> can adjust our sails.
>>>     
>>>> 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"
>>>>       
>>>   (Lady in Red)
>>>     
>>>> --- On Thu, 10/16/08, Brad Haslett
>>>>       
>>> <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>     
>>>>   
>>>>       
>>>>> From: Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com>
>>>>> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Political -
>>>>>         
>>> Moose-olini clears herself of all wrongdoing....
>>>     
>>>>> To: "The Rhodes 22 Email List"
>>>>>         
>>> <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>>>     
>>>>> Date: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 11:15 AM
>>>>> Ben,
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, I get it now.  Suffering from ADHD is bad
>>>>>         
>>> enough but
>>>     
>>>>> combine it
>>>>> with some serious flying and it gets worse.  That
>>>>>         
>>> is pretty
>>>     
>>>>> funny!
>>>>> Damn spell check isn't worth a shit!
>>>>>
>>>>> I spent some serious money fighting rogue cops
>>>>>         
>>> here in
>>>     
>>>>> Memphis who
>>>>> delayed my son's entry into the military. This
>>>>>         
>>> would be
>>>     
>>>>> a good time to
>>>>> say something positive about lawyers, but - never
>>>>>         
>>> mind.
>>>     
>>>>> Growing up in China with rouge cops wasn't fun
>>>>>         
>>> for my
>>>     
>>>>> wife.  She
>>>>> landed here after Tienanmen Square with exactly
>>>>>         
>>> $50 US
>>>     
>>>>> money and two
>>>>> suitcases full of her worldly possessions. This
>>>>> "spread the wealth"
>>>>> message and "it's patriotic to pay
>>>>>         
>>> taxes"
>>>     
>>>>> idea isn't a popular one
>>>>> with people of her ilk.
>>>>>
>>>>> That idea isn't popular in China these days
>>>>>         
>>> either. 
>>>     
>>>>> Maybe that is why
>>>>> they're kicking our asses economically and we
>>>>>         
>>> owe them
>>>     
>>>>> money.
>>>>>
>>>>> Brad
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 7:53 AM, Ben Cittadino
>>>>> <bcittadino at dcs-law.com> wrote:
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>> Brad;
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I read your last post here to suggest that
>>>>>>           
>>> Andrew was
>>>     
>>>>>>       
>>>>>>           
>>>>> actually fond of cops
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>> in red uniforms.  You referred him to an
>>>>>>           
>>> excellent
>>>     
>>>>>>       
>>>>>>           
>>>>> source for the abuses in
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>> Red China, but you may have missed (or just
>>>>>>           
>>> chose to
>>>     
>>>>>>       
>>>>>>           
>>>>> ignore) the point of
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>> his remark.  He clearly doesn't love cops
>>>>>>           
>>> in red
>>>     
>>>>>>       
>>>>>>           
>>>>> uniforms. He was having a
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>> little fun with your "typo".  Look
>>>>>>           
>>> in your
>>>     
>>>>>>       
>>>>>>           
>>>>> earlier post where you meant to
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>> say "rogue" cop, but you typed
>>>>>>       
>>>>>>           
>>>>> "rouge" cop. Rouge=Red get it?  It was
>>>>>         
>>> just a
>>>     
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>> joke.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Best,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ben
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Brad Haslett-2 wrote:
>>>>>>       
>>>>>>           
>>>>>>> Andrew,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Read "Life and Death in
>>>>>>>             
>>> Shanghai" by
>>>     
>>>>>>>         
>>>>>>>             
>>>>> Nien Cheng and your "love" for
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>> cops in red uniforms will fade.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> NO!  To answer your question, I'm
>>>>>>>             
>>> working as
>>>     
>>>>>>>         
>>>>>>>             
>>>>> furiously as I can this
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>> month and for the rest of the year. 
>>>>>>>             
>>> We're
>>>     
>>>>>>>         
>>>>>>>             
>>>>> short handed in my airplane
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>> in its last days (about 3 more months) and
>>>>>>>             
>>> I'm
>>>     
>>>>>>>         
>>>>>>>             
>>>>> "making hay while the
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>> sun shines" and there isn't a
>>>>>>>             
>>> severe tax
>>>     
>>>>>>>         
>>>>>>>             
>>>>> penalty in place for doing
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>> so.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sailing?  The first "sweet spot"
>>>>>>>             
>>> of our
>>>     
>>>>>>>         
>>>>>>>             
>>>>> season is just starting.  Ask
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>> me again next week.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Brad
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 5:08 PM, Andrew
>>>>>>>             
>>> Collins
>>>     
>>>>>>> <sailingvesselcarmen at gmail.com>
>>>>>>>             
>>> wrote:
>>>     
>>>>>>>         
>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>> Brad
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I love red cops, they look so good in
>>>>>>>>               
>>> their
>>>     
>>>>>>>>           
>>>>>>>>               
>>>>> uniforms!
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>> Andrew
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Humor Humor Humor Humor. It isn't
>>>>>>>>               
>>> ALL
>>>     
>>>>>>>>           
>>>>>>>>               
>>>>> political
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>> Obummer don't know nuthin'
>>>>>>>>               
>>> neither
>>>     
>>>>>>>> You been sailing lately?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sent from my cool iPhone
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Oct 15, 2008, at 17:07, "Brad
>>>>>>>>           
>>>>>>>>               
>>>>> Haslett" <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>> Andrew,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What would the alternative
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>> headline be?
>>>     
>>>>>>>>> "Constituent makes Governor
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>> aware of
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> rouge cop, accused of using state
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>> issued tasor weapon on 10-year
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>> old,
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> threatens murder, drives squad car
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>> car while drinking, shoots moose
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>> out of
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> season, etc. Governor ignores
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>> warning!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Damned if you do and damned if you
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> don't.
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>> Moose-i-lini did a pretty good job
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>> of
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> coloring between the lines if
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>> you ask me.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Other weenies might have waited
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>> for the
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> government to do something
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>> about the situation.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sheeple!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Brad
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 3:53 PM,
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>> Andrew
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> Collins
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>> <sailingvesselcarmen at gmail.com>
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>             
>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>> Pete
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> please note the corrected
>>>>>>>>>>                   
>>> subject line
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>> Andrew
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 4:04
>>>>>>>>>>                   
>>> PM,
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>               
>>>>>>>>>>                   
>>>>> petelargo <petelauritzen at earthlink.net
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>> ....except that's not
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> what the
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> bi-partisan investigation committee
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> of 10
>>>>>>>>>>> repubs and 4 demos found. 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> she
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> clearly abused her power. now they
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> are
>>>>>>>>>>> looking into the sports
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> complex
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> that paid for their personal house
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>> government money. no small
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> town
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> washington reformer here.  just
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> another
>>>>>>>>>>> 'whats in it for
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> me'
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> politician.
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> from the time magazine
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> article
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> linked below: " ......the
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> Branchflower
>>>>>>>>>>> report
>>>>>>>>>>> still makes for good
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> reading, if
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> only because it convincingly
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> answers a
>>>>>>>>>>> question nobody had even
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> thought
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> to ask: Is the Palin administration
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>> shockingly amateurish?
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>> Yes, it is.
>>>     
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
>>>>> Disturbingly so."
>>>>>     
>>>>>         
>>>>>>>>>>>                 
>>>>>>>>>>>                     
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