[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[Bill Effros]

Paul,

Glad to hear from you.

I dropped off the list for a few years, also, and I, too, returned for 
the political discussion.

Because we have nothing in common but a boat, the list provides a 
fascinating cross section of views.

I find the list provides information about politics and jokes before 
that information hits the Main Stream Media.

Not to mention the best information from people who have time to answer 
questions about the R-22.

Glad to have your experience back on the list.

Bill Effros



Hank wrote:
> Now that's a kicker!  Someone joining the list FOR the political
> discussion.  Too Funny!
>
> Hank
>
>
> On 9/26/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net> wrote:
>   
>> Hi Elle,
>>
>> My name is Paul Grandholm.  I have a 1999 Rhodes 22 (s/v Boilermaker) that
>> I sail out of New Buffalo, MI.
>>
>> (Note to Jim Tracy:  I will probably be pulling my boat sometime in the
>> next couple of weeks and I have the mast hoist system, if you'd like to
>> drive over to this side of the state and see one in action.)
>>
>> Anyway, I used to be on the list a few years back.  I always liked the
>> political bantering that went on here if it didn't get too personal (Brad
>> & Bill had some classics), so I thought I'd get back on and see what was
>> happening.
>>
>> Thanks,
>> Paul
>>
>>     
>>> OMG! Those are the best? worst?  puns!
>>>
>>> Now who are you????
>>>
>>> elle
>>>
>>> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>>>
>>> 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
>>>
>>>
>>> --- On Thu, 9/25/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>       
>>>> From: pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>>>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Warning:  Bad Puns
>>>> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
>>>> Date: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 4:09 PM
>>>> 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was
>>>> Sir Cumference.
>>>>
>>>>      He acquired his size from too much pi.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>   2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
>>>>
>>>>       but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  3. She was only a whisky maker,
>>>>
>>>>      but he loved her still.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
>>>> because
>>>>
>>>>     it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
>>>>
>>>>      it&#700;ll still be stationery.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
>>>>
>>>>      and was cited for littering.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
>>>> in
>>>>
>>>>      Linoleum Blownapart.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  8. Two silk worms had a race.
>>>>
>>>>      They ended up in a tie.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  9. Time flies like an arrow.
>>>>
>>>>         Fruit flies like a banana.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
>>>>
>>>>        One hat said to the other, 'You stay here,
>>>> I'll go on a head.'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
>>>>
>>>>        Then it hit me.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
>>>> hospital.
>>>>
>>>>       When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
>>>>
>>>>       a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
>>>>
>>>>       a small medium at large.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
>>>> now
>>>>
>>>>       a seasoned veteran.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  16. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  17. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
>>>>
>>>>       In feudalism it's your count that votes.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>  18. When cannibals ate a missionary,
>>>>
>>>>       they got a taste of religion.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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