[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[R22RumRunner at aol.com]

Elle,
Paul is an old time Rhodie. In fact I had the pleasure of sharing some Mt.  
Gay rum with Paul out on RumRunner on a totally windless day about three years  
ago. 
 
Rummy
 
 
In a message dated 9/26/2008 9:02:25 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net writes:

Hi  Elle,

My name is Paul Grandholm.  I have a 1999 Rhodes 22 (s/v  Boilermaker) that
I sail out of New Buffalo, MI.

(Note to Jim  Tracy:  I will probably be pulling my boat sometime in the
next couple  of weeks and I have the mast hoist system, if you'd like to
drive over to  this side of the state and see one in action.)

Anyway, I used to be on  the list a few years back.  I always liked the
political bantering  that went on here if it didn't get too personal (Brad
& Bill had some  classics), so I thought I'd get back on and see what  was
happening.

Thanks,
Paul

> OMG! Those are the best?  worst?  puns!
>
> Now who are you????
>
>  elle
>
> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can  adjust our sails.
>
> 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06   "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
>
>
> --- On Thu,  9/25/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>  wrote:
>
>> From: pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net  <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list]  Warning:  Bad Puns
>> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
>>  Date: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 4:09 PM
>> 1. The roundest knight  at king Arthur's round table was
>> Sir  Cumference.
>>
>>      He acquired his size  from too much pi.
>>
>>
>>   2. I thought  I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
>>
>>     but it turned out to be an optical  Aleutian.
>>
>>
>>  3. She was only a whisky  maker,
>>
>>      but he loved her  still.
>>
>>
>>  4. A rubber band pistol was  confiscated from algebra class
>>  because
>>
>>     it was a weapon of math  disruption.
>>
>>
>>  5. No matter how much  you push the envelope,
>>
>>       it&#700;ll still be stationery.
>>
>>
>>   6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
>>
>>   and was cited for  littering.
>>
>>
>>  7. A grenade thrown into  a kitchen in France would result
>> in
>>
>>   Linoleum Blownapart.
>>
>>
>>   8. Two silk worms had a race.
>>
>>      They  ended up in a tie.
>>
>>
>>  9. Time flies  like an arrow.
>>
>>         Fruit  flies like a banana.
>>
>>
>>  10. Two hats  were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
>>
>>   One hat said to the other, 'You stay here,
>>  I'll go on a head.'
>>
>>
>>  11. I wondered  why the baseball kept getting bigger.
>>
>>     Then it hit  me.
>>
>>
>>
>>  12. A small boy  swallowed some coins and was taken to a
>>  hospital.
>>
>>       When his  grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
>>
>>     a nurse said, 'No change  yet.'
>>
>>
>>  13. A chicken crossing the  road is poultry in  motion.
>>
>>
>>
>>  14. The short  fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
>>
>>   a small medium at  large.
>>
>>
>>  15. The man who survived  mustard gas and pepper spray is
>> now
>>
>>   a seasoned  veteran.
>>
>>
>>  16. A backward poet writes  inverse.
>>
>>
>>  17. In democracy it's your  vote that counts.
>>
>>       In  feudalism it's your count that  votes.
>>
>>
>>  18. When cannibals ate a  missionary,
>>
>>       they got a taste  of religion.
>>
>>
>>
>>
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