[Rhodes22-list] Political Cheap Shot

[Hank]

Brad,

Although not actually true, it is really funny!
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp

Hank


On 9/30/08, Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> OK, OK, it is tacky but funny. Apologies to blonds everywhere
> including the one with the marvelous (never mind) one who used to live
> in San Diego and gave birth to the "Coastie" that I call "Son".  Brad
>
> ------------------
>
> A TRUE STORY FROM A POLICE REPORT
>
> How's this for a gunshot survivor…
>
> Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
> and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> groceries.
>
> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
> up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
> head.
>
> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
> and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
> open, and she looked very strange.
>
> He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot
> in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
> an hour.
>
> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
>
> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
> exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
> gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
>
> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
> thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
> recovered.
>
> Linda is a blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could
> be irrelevant.
>
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