[Rhodes22-list] generic names...resend

[Rick]

Elle,

Because New Orleans takes in for its drinking water all the unprocessed
sewage from upstream Mississippi, they now have to deal with all kinds of
pharmaceutical waste in the water, Viagra now being one of them.  But
knowing NO, that's probably a good thing.

Rick

On Sat, Aug 8, 2009 at 10:27 AM, elle <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:

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> This crossed my desk and in the interest of friendship, I am sending it
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> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
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> For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
> Acetaminophen.
> Aleve is also called Naproxen.
> Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
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> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
> After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
> announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
> Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
> of course, Ibepokin.
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> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
> form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
> use as a mixer.
> It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
> to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned
> "stiff drink".
> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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> Thought for the day:
> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
> Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
> elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
> recollection of where they got them or what to do with them.
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> Beer is good....people are crazy
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