[Rhodes22-list] Random thoughts for the day...

[John Lock]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear  
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you  
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was  
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (or a  
standard mainsail? - JL)

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty  
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the  
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories. (Bad decisions at sea are even  
better - JL)

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at  
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything  
productive for the rest of the day. (Go sailing immediately - JL)

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?  I  
don't want to have to restart my collection... again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks  
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I  
swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this  
-- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?   
Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and  
goes to voicemail.  What'd you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the  
phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not  
seeing anyone of importance the entire day.  What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not  
to answer when they call.

18 My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would  
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or  
Saturday night more kisses begin with Budweiser than Kay.


Cheers!
John Lock
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s/v Pandion - '79 Rhodes 22
Lake Sinclair, GA
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