[Rhodes22-list] Joke

[Herb Parsons]

I hope there's no one on here related in any way to flat tires, 
policemen, or .... cardboard men  ...

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate.

So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of 
the car and open the trunk.  I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them 
and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!  They are in trench coats 
exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers..

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.  And 
of course, traffic starts backing up.  Everybody is tooting their horns 
and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.  He gets out 
of his car and starts walking toward me.  I could tell he was not a 
happy camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the 
road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"