[Rhodes22-list] Pirate joke...

[John Lock]

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't  
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about  the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a  
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What  
happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and  
got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook  
but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds  
flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just  
from bird shit..."

"Arrrr, it was me first day with the hook."


Cheers!
John Lock
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s/v Pandion - '79 Rhodes 22
Lake Sinclair, GA
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