[Rhodes22-list] A Little Christmas Story. (Humor)

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A  Little Christmas Story    
When four of Santa's elves got  sick, the trainee elves did not produce 
toys as fast as the regular ones, and  Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas 
pressure. 
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was  coming to visit, which stressed 
Santa even more! 
When he went to harness the reindeer, he  found that three of them were 
about to give birth and two others had jumped  the fence and were out, Heaven 
knows where.   Then when he began to load  the sleigh, one of the floorboards 
cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and  all the toys were scattered. 
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a  cup of apple cider and a shot of 
rum. When he went to the cupboard, he  discovered the elves had drunk all 
the cider and hidden the liquor. In his  frustration, he accidentally dropped 
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds  of little glass pieces all over 
the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom  and found the mice had eaten 
all the straw off the end of the  broom.  
Just then the doorbell  rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, 
yanked it open, and there  stood a little angel with a great big Christmas 
tree. 
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry  Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a 
lovely day? I have this beautiful tree for  you. Where would you like me to 
stick it?' 




And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the  Christmas 
tree. 

Not a lot of people know this.