[Rhodes22-list] Fw: women's words

[elle]

Needs no explanation.....most guys have been on the receiving end at least once...;^)
elle

Beer is good....people are crazy

1992 Rhodes 22    Recycled '06"Watermusic"  {Lady in Red}





 
 
 
This is really fine...and in my experience is true of almost every woman of any age that I have ever known....and....you fellows know this is true!
 

 




 




(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
 

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed,  this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
 if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.. 
 

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 
 

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
 

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
 

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
 

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever') 
 

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL 
 

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 
 


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if
 they remember the terminology. 
 
 

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!