[Rhodes22-list] Terror Threats in Europe in 2011

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Hey Christian. Go soak your head in a pail of bilge water.
 
 
In a message dated 2/7/2011 9:35:35 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
christian at claessens-family.com writes:

Bob,
As a European, I find this posting offensive. Besides, as  this is a blog 
for R22 owners, I strongly believe it would be nice to keep  restrict 
this nice communication tool to matters related to sailing and  Rhodes22 
technical tips and questions. There is no need to add further  trash to 
the irritating flow of spam on e-mails.

Christian  Claessens
s/v Seneca Girl

On 07/02/2011 08:14, Bob Keller  wrote:
> TERROR THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE
>
>  The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist 
threats and  have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to  "Peeved."
>
> Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet  again to "Irritated" or 
even "A Bit Cross."
>
> The English have  not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea 
supplies nearly ran  out.
>
> Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A  Bloody 
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning  level was 
in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
>
> The  Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get 
the  Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they 
have been  used on the front line of the British army for the last 300  years.
>
> The French government announced yesterday that it has  raised its terror 
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels  in France are 
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a  recent fire 
that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively  paralyzing the 
country's military capability.
>
> Italy has  increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to 
"Elaborate  Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective 
Combat Operations"  and "Change Sides.” The Germans have increased their alert 
state from  "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching 
Songs." They  also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and  "Lose."
>
>
> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on  holiday as usual; the only 
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out  of Brussels .
>   The Spanish are all excited to see their new  submarines ready to 
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms  so the new Spanish 
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish  navy.
>
> Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level  from "No worries" 
to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels  remain: "Crikey! I 
think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and  "The barbie is 
canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the  final escalation 
level.
>
>
> -- John Cleese - British  writer, actor and tall person
>
>
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