[Rhodes22-list] CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY (Humor)

[R22RumRunner at aol.com]

You mean I've been emailing myself all these years and didn't know it?????  
I need a drink. A very large drink. You all need to catch spring fever and 
come  alive. 
 
Rummy
 
 
In a message dated 3/14/2011 7:33:04 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
sloopblueheron at gmail.com writes:

Rummy,

There's no people.

Rick

On Mon, Mar 14,  2011 at 7:19 PM, <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:

> Elle,
>  Thank you, thank you very much. Not bad for a Monday. It's nice to  know
> there are actually real live people on the other side of this  list. 
People,
> please. You are boring me to death on this end. Someone  please start a
> controversial topic or anything. (excluding gas tank in  lazerette)
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> Rummy
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> In a message dated  3/14/2011 5:39:37 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
> watermusic38 at yahoo.com  writes:
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> RumOne,
> There is NO GROAN big enough  for  those......;^)
> elle
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> Beer is good....people  are crazy
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> 1992  Rhodes 22    Recycled  '06"Watermusic"  {Lady in Red}
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> ---  On Mon, 3/14/11,  R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com>  wrote:
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>  From: R22RumRunner at aol.com  <R22RumRunner at aol.com>
> Subject:  [Rhodes22-list] CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY  (Humor)
> To:  rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
> Date: Monday, March 14, 2011,  2:09  PM
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>  CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
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> Man who wants  pretty nurse,  must be patient.
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> Passionate kiss, like  spider web, leads  to undoing of fly.
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> Lady who goes  camping must beware of  evil intent.
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> Squirrel who runs up  woman's' leg will not  find nuts.
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> Man who leaps off cliff  jumps to  conclusion.
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> Man who  runs in front of car gets   tired, man who runs behind car  gets
> exhausted.
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>  Man who eats many prunes get  good run for money.
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> War  does not determine who is right,  it determines who is  left.
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> Man who fight with wife all  day get no piece at  night.
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> It takes many nails to build a  crib, but one  screw to fill it.
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> Man who drives like hell  is bound to  get
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> Man  who stands on toilet  is  high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house  should  change  clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other  man's  well  often catch crabs.
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>  CONFUCIUS SAY. ..  .
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> "A lion will not cheat on his wife,  but a Tiger   Wood!"
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