[Rhodes22-list] Sheer Nightgowns may be fatal (humor-for Rummy)

[John Shulick]

Just remember.

It takes 6 men to carry you to your grave.

And 1 woman to put you there ! ! ! 




R22MikeW wrote:
> 
> Sheer Nightgowns Can Be Fatal
> 
> A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
> his 
> wife.
> 
> He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price --  
> the sheerer,
> the higher the price.
> 
> He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
> He gives it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model
> it 
> for him.
> 
> Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea... it's so
> sheer 
> that it
> might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, 
> return it
> tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
> 
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> 
> The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron 
> it!"
> 
> He never heard the shot.
> 
> Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
> 
> The coffin will be closed. 
> 
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