[Rhodes22-list] Joke: How cold is it?

[Bill Effros]

Degrees of Cold :



Degrees 

(Fahrenheit) 



65     Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night 

60     Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 

50     Miami residents turn on the heat 

45     Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts 

40     You can see your breath 

         Californians shiver uncontrollably 

         Minnesotans go swimming 

35     Italian cars don't start 

32     Water freezes 

30     You plan your vacation to Australia 

25     Ohio water freezes 

         Californians weep pitiably 

         Minnesotans eat ice cream 

         Canadians go swimming 

20     Politicians begin to talk about the homeless 

         New York City water freezes 

         Miami residents plan vacation further South 

15     French cars don't start 

         Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 

10     You need jumper cables to get the car going 

5       American cars don't start 

0       Alaskans put on T-shirts 

-10   German cars don't start 

         Eyes freeze shut when you blink 

-15    You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo 

         Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects 

         Miami residents cease to exist 

-20   Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you 

        Politicians actually do something about the homeless 

        Minnesotans shovel snow off roof 

        Japanese cars don't start 

-25   Too cold to think 

         You need jumper cables to get the driver going 

-30    You plan a two week hot bath 

         Swedish cars don't start 

-40   Californians disappear 

        Minnesotans button top button 

        Canadians put on sweaters 

        Your car helps you plan your trip South 

-50   Congressional hot air freezes 

        Alaskans close the bathroom window 

-80  Hell freezes over 

       Polar bears move South 

       Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game 

-90  Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets