[Rhodes22-list] Joke --Kids Comment on Marriage

[Bill Effros]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
Alan, age 10


No person really decides before they grow
up who they're going to marry. God decides
it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you
know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got
to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO
PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND
DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say
if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 

On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that usually gets them interested
enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day
I would call all the newspapers and make
sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell
you one thing. I'm never going to have
sex with my wife. I don't want to be
all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not
for boys. Boys need someone to clean
up after them.
Anita, age 9 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT
IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty
even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10