[Rhodes22-list] Joke --Kids Comment on Marriage

[Steve]

Excellent Bill.
Steve

--- Bill Effros <bill@effros.com> wrote:
> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
> Like, if you like sports, she should like it that
> you
> like sports, and she should keep the chips and
> dip coming.
> Alan, age 10
> 
> 
> No person really decides before they grow
> up who they're going to marry. God decides
> it all way before, and you get to find out
> later who you're stuck with.
> Kirsten, age 10
> 
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you
> know the person FOREVER by then.
> Camille, age 10
> 
> No age is good to get married at. You got
> to be a fool to get married.
> Freddie, age 6 
> 
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO
> PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether
> they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
> Derrick, age 8
> 
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND
> DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids.
> Lori, age 8
> 
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people
> should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say
> if you listen long enough.
> Lynnette, age 8 
> 
> On the first date, they just tell each other
> lies and that usually gets them interested
> enough to go for a second date.
> Martin, age 10
> 
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
> THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day
> I would call all the newspapers and make
> sure they wrote about me in all
> the dead columns.
> Craig, age 9
> 
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich.
> Pam, age 7
> The law says you have to be eighteen,
> so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> Curt, age 7
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss
> someone, then you should marry them
> and have kids with them. It's the
> right thing to do.
> Howard, age 8
> 
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell
> you one thing. I'm never going to have
> sex with my wife. I don't want to be
> all grossed out.
> Theodore, age 8
> 
> It's better for girls to be single but not
> for boys. Boys need someone to clean
> up after them.
> Anita, age 9 
> 
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT
> IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to
> explain, wouldn't there?
> Kelvin, age 8
> 
> "And the #1 Favorite is........"
> 
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty
> even if she looks like a truck.
> Ricky, age 10
> 
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