[Rhodes22-list] Famous Quotes?

[Bill Effros]

I'm glad you find it hard to believe George Carlin said this, because, in
fact, he didn't say this.

Bill Effros


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From: "lcrowther" <lcrowther@cox.net>
To: "New Rhodes22 List" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, July 26, 2002 8:48 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Famous Quotes?


> I still find it hard to believe that the "hippy-dippy weatherman" said
> this.........
>
> George Carlin's "I'm a BAD American"
>
> I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
> I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I
make
> belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary
with
> a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out
> babies. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it
> in English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I
> believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
> parents. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I want to know
> which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
> where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and
> not the solution. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex,
> and it is sex for both of you. This applies when you are President of the
> United States. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
> enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are
> footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
> haven't begun to be enlightened.
>
> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her gods. I believe it's
> called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes
you
> noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
> shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be
legal
> on the 4th of July. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know
> wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I've never
> owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert
> after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
> persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running
> from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you
are
> breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too
> stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be
> running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years. I
> think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should
> be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to
> never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite possibly
be
> the perfect food. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them,
> but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss
> was a genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
> desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe
otherwise.
>
> If that makes a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
>
>
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