[Rhodes22-list] Famous Quotes?

Steve Alm rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org
Sat, 27 Jul 2002 02:34:27 -0500


It sounds more like Denis Leary.

On 7/26/02 9:01 PM, "Bill Effros" <bill@effros.com> wrote:

> I'm glad you find it hard to believe George Carlin said this, because, in
> fact, he didn't say this.
> 
> Bill Effros
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "lcrowther" <lcrowther@cox.net>
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> Sent: Friday, July 26, 2002 8:48 PM
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Famous Quotes?
> 
> 
>> I still find it hard to believe that the "hippy-dippy weatherman" said
>> this.........
>> 
>> George Carlin's "I'm a BAD American"
>> 
>> I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>> I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I
> make
>> belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary
> with
>> a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out
>> babies. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it
>> in English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I
>> believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>> parents. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I want to know
>> which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
>> where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and
>> not the solution. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex,
>> and it is sex for both of you. This applies when you are President of the
>> United States. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
>> enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are
>> footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
>> haven't begun to be enlightened.
>> 
>> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her gods. I believe it's
>> called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes
> you
>> noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
>> shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be
> legal
>> on the 4th of July. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know
>> wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I've never
>> owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert
>> after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
>> persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
>> 
>> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
> running
>> from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you
> are
>> breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too
>> stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be
>> running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years. I
>> think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should
>> be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to
>> never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite possibly
> be
>> the perfect food. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them,
>> but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss
>> was a genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
>> desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe
> otherwise.
>> 
>> If that makes a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>> 
>> 
>> 
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