[Rhodes22-list] JOKE

[brad haslett]

Subject: Quality of Life


I recently picked a new primary care physician.  After
two visits and 
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly
well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, "Do you 
think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"

"Oh no", I replied, "I've never done either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
bar-b-qued ribs? "

I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf?" he asked.

"No I don't," I said.

He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool
around with sexy women?",

"No," I said, "I've never done any of those things."

He look at me and said, "Then why in hell do you want
to live to be 80 ?"

 
 

       
 


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