[Rhodes22-list] JOKE

[Mark Kaynor]

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of "male face" a woman finds
attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual
cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged,
masculine features.

And if she is menstruating........ she is more prone to be attracted to a
man with scissors shoved in his temple while he is on fire.



----- Original Message -----
From: "brad haslett" <flybrad@yahoo.com>
To: <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, November 15, 2002 10:00 AM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] JOKE


> Subject: Quality of Life
>
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> I recently picked a new primary care physician.  After
> two visits and
> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly
> well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
> resist asking him, "Do you
> think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"
>
> "Oh no", I replied, "I've never done either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
> bar-b-qued ribs? "
>
> I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
> golf?" he asked.
>
> "No I don't," I said.
>
> He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool
> around with sexy women?",
>
> "No," I said, "I've never done any of those things."
>
> He look at me and said, "Then why in hell do you want
> to live to be 80 ?"
>
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