[Rhodes22-list] Political satire

[Paul Grandholm]

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>Subject: Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor
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>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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>George: Great. Lay it on me.
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>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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>George: That's what I want to know.
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>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: I mean the fellow's name.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The guy in China.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The new leader of China.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The Chinaman!
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>Condi: Hu is leading China.
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>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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>Condi: That's the man's name.
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>George: That's who's name?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
>China?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
>East.
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>Condi: That's correct.
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>George: Then who is in China?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir is in China?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Then who is?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get
>me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: No, thanks.
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>Condi: You want Kofi?
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>George: No.
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>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And
>then get me the U.N.
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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>Condi: And call who?
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>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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>George: Will you stay out of China?!
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi.
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>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi
>picks up the phone.)
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>Condi: Rice, here.
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>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
>send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food
>in the Middle East?


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Paul Grandholm
C&H Technology
GrandPower Components Div.
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