[Rhodes22-list] politically incorrect joke

[brad haslett]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see
now...........No mystery here. 

No beer 
No booze 
No bars 
No television 
No cheerleaders 
No baseball 
No football 
No basketball 
No hockey 
No golf 
Soccer only, and all the time 
No tailgate parties 
No hooters 
No pork BBQ 
No hot dogs 
No burgers 
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks 
Rags for clothes and towels for hats 
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's
sick and there are no doctors 


Constant wailing from the guy in the tower 
No chocolate chip cookies 
No Christmas 
You can't shave 
Your wife can't shave 
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung 

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all
times 
Your bride is picked by someone else 
She smells just like your donkey, 
But your donkey has a better disposition 
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets
better! 

No mystery here. 


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