[Rhodes22-list] jokes

Thu Aug 28 12:04:40 EDT 2003

There you go again, Michael, picking on our President.
 Am I going to have to tell a joke about the
democrats; well here goes - Democrats:-)  ain't that
funny:-)Well, I probably shouldn't say anything about
those pooooooooor democrats(they could have had a bad
experience getting there welfare checks or have not
been allowed to get on one of the many social programs
- we should feel thier pain; but then again I work for
a living); anyway when they grow up - they will make
nice republicans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Steve

PS - Maybe someone will make a game out of signing up
for Welfare:-)  

--- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> 
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>  - from Peter Kent
> 
> --
> Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When
> they arrive, the
> fathers make each other a rather large bet -- in a
> year's time, whichever
> family has become more American will win.
> 
> A year later when they meet again, the first guy
> says, "My son's playing
> baseball, I went to McDonald's for breakfast, and
> I'm on my way to pick up
> some Budweiser for the football game tonight. How
> about you?"
> 
> The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head!"
> 
>  - from Jay "Politically Correct" Pocius
> 
> --
> James Crane worked on the 101st of Tower 1 of the
> World Trade Center. He is
> blind so he has a golden retriever named Daisy.
> After the plane hit 20
> stories below, James knew that he was doomed, so he
> let Daisy go, out of an
> act of love. She darted away into the darkened
> hallway. Choking on the fumes
> of the jet fuel and the smoke James was just waiting
> to die. About 30
> minutes later, Daisy comes back along with James'
> boss, who Daisy just
> happened to pick up on floor 112.
> 
> On her first run of the building, she leads James,
> James' boss, and about
> 300 more people out of the doomed building. But she
> wasn't through yet, she
> knew there were others who were trapped. So, highly
> against James' wishes
> she ran back in the building.
> 
> On her second run, she saved 392 lives. Again she
> went back in. During this
> run, the building collapses. James hears about this
> and falls on his knees
> into tears. Against all known odds, Daisy makes it
> out alive, but this time
> she is carried by a firefighter. "She led us right
> to the people, before she
> got injured" the fireman explained.
> 
> Her final run saved another 273 lives. She suffered
> acute smoke inhalation,
> severe burns on all four paws, and a broken leg, but
> she saved 967 lives.
> The
> next week, Mayor Guilaini rewards Daisy with the
> Canine medal of Honor of
> New York. Daisy is the first civilian Canine to win
> such an honor.
> 
>  - from Jay "Dobie Lover" Pocius
> 
> --
> Now that Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, a lot
> of the lesser-known
> family members are coming to the attention of
> American authorities.
> 
> Among the brothers:
> 
> Sooflay ...........the restauranteur
> Guday..............the half-Australian brother
> Huray..............the sports fanatic
> Bejay..............the gay brother
> Kuntay &Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
> Sayhay.............the baseball player
> Ojay...............the stalker / murderer
> Gulay..............the singer / entertainer
> Ebay...............the internet czar
> Biliray............the country music star
> Ecksray............the radiologist
> Puray..............the blender factory owner
> Regay..............the half-Jamaican brother
> Tupay..............the one with bad hair
> 
> Among the sisters:
> 
> Pusay..............the 'loose' 22 yr old
> Lattay.............the coffee shop owner
> Bufay..............the 300 pound sister
> Dushay.............the clean sister
> Phayray............the zoo worker in the gorilla
> house
> Sapheway...........the grocery store owner
> Ollay..............the half-mexican sister
> Gudlay.............the prostitute
> 
> More will no doubt be discovered.
> 
>  - from Sandy Fraser
> 
> --
> Gold Star Mothers is an organization made up of
> women whose sons were killed
> in military combat during service in the United
> States armed forces.
> 
> Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star
> Mothers made a trip to
> Washington, DC, to discuss various concerns with
> their elected
> representatives.
> 
> According to published reports, there was only one
> politician who refused to
> meet with these ladies. Can you guess which
> politician that might be?
> 
> Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he
> met with them. Try again.
> 
> Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has
> never showed anything but
> contempt for our military?
> 
> Do you happen to know the name of any politician in
> Washington who's husband
> once wrote of his loathing for the military? Now
> you're getting warm! You
> got it!
> 
> None other than the Queen herself, Hillary Rotten
> Clinton. She refused
> repeated requests to meet with the Gold Star
> Mothers.
> 
> Now, please don't tell me you're surprised. This
> woman wants to be President
> of the United States --- and there is a huge
> percentage of Voters who are
> eager to help her achieve that goal.
> 
> May you sleep in peace always...and please...hug or
> thank a Veteran for that
> privilege.
> 
> And think about this one !!! Don't forget, our girl,
> Hillary Rodham Clinton,
> as a New York Senator, now comes under this fancy
> congressional Retirement
> and Staffing Plan. It's common knowledge that, in
> order for her to establish
> NYS residency, they purchased a million+ dollar
> house in upscale Chappaqua,
> NY.
> 
> Makes sense.
> 
> Now, they are entitled to Secret Service protection
> for life.
> 
> Still makes sense.
> 
> Here is where it becomes interesting. The mortgage
> payments hover at about
> $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residency had to be
> built within the
> acreage in order to house the Secret Service agents.
> 
> The Clinton's now charge the Secret Service $10,000
> monthly rent for the use
> of said Secret Service residence and that rent is
> just about equal to their
> mortgage payment, .........meaning that we, the tax
> payers, are paying the
> Clinton's mortgage, their transportation, their
> safety and security, their
> 12 man staff, and it's all perfectly legal.
> 
>  --Sincerely, Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)
> 
>  - from Ron Coveney
> 
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