[Rhodes22-list] Will Rogers Wisdom

[Paul Grandholm]

The Wisdom of Will Rogers

A long time ago, there was a man named Will Rogers,
and this is what he said:
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n
puttin' it back in.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
shut.
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither
one works.
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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
is stop diggin'.
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Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of
sheep.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a
person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to
have it thrown around by somebody else.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
over and put it back in your pocket.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading,
The few who learn by observation,
And the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
for themselves.





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Paul Grandholm
C&H Technology
GrandPower Components Div.
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