[Rhodes22-list] Will Rogers Wisdom

[Mark Kaynor]

Paul,

Thanks. I hadn't seen those in a long time and, as always, find them
entertaining and insightful. I really like Will rogers. Here are a few more,
if you're interested http://www.willrogers.org/willsays_quotes.html

Mark


----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Grandholm" <paul@mi.chtechnology.com>
To: <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Thursday, February 13, 2003 10:10 AM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Will Rogers Wisdom


>
> The Wisdom of Will Rogers
>
> A long time ago, there was a man named Will Rogers,
> and this is what he said:
>  ***
> Don't squat with your spurs on.
>  ***
> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that
> comes from bad judgment.
>  ***
> Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n
> puttin' it back in.
>  ***
> If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
> every now and then to make sure it's still there.
>  ***
> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
> influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
>  ***
> After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
> good he started roaring.
> He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
> The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
> shut.
>  ***
> Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
>  ***
> There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither
> one works.
>  ***
> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
> is stop diggin'.
>  ***
> Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
>  ***
> It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of
> sheep.
>  ***
> Always drink upstream from the herd.
>  ***
> When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a
> person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
>  ***
> When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to
> have it thrown around by somebody else.
>  ***
> The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
> over and put it back in your pocket.
>  ***
> Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>  ***
> There are three kinds of men.
> The one that learns by reading,
> The few who learn by observation,
> And the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
> for themselves.
>
>
>
>
>
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> Paul Grandholm
> C&H Technology
> GrandPower Components Div.
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