[Rhodes22-list] another political joke

[Alex Bell]

This joke might be offensive to our Clinton admirers, SO FEEL FREE TO
HIT THE DELETE KEY IF YOU FIND JOKES ABOUT BILL CLINTON OFFENSIVE
















PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? 


> 
>Titanic or The Clinton Video 
>TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on eBay 
>CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on eBay 
> 
>TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe. 
>CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe. 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist 
> 
>TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind 
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death 
>CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing